A Warren man ate an entire car in one sitting. Why did he do this? The man ate the car for a package of BEEF-FLAVORED RAMEN NOODLES shortly after he ate the car he started to see red and ate the ramen noodles.

Now that CAR-EATING MEN roam the streets you might want to invest in some Sherwin Williams car no eaty paint. The first 16 to purchase the new paint will reicieve protectonary sunglasses so if your car is eaten, you wont have to watch!

Are your windows being stolen? Short answer: probably.

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